It would be immoral to not try the Balmoral

In fact, when finances allow it I'm all for racking up a monstrous bill in a five star hotel and that's what I'm offering you here. Plus you get to spend some time in the gorgeous Scottish capital of Edinburgh.

Now The Balmoral is many things; classy, attractive, well located and a good excuse to sneer at the proles as you walk through the doors, but cheap it is not. You're looking at nearly £400 a night just for a standard room, and the Presidential Suite costs an eye-watering £1,500, but if you can afford it it's worth every penny. The service is predictably good for a hotel of its calibre, and the staff are very helpful and don't mind doing a something extra for you. This is especially handy if you've taken your missus up there for a romantic weekend and you want something romantic placed in the room. The Balmoral is essentially what a five star hotel should be.