Paris does sexy, stylish hotels like nowhere else

So here are a couple of hotels that are brimming with fashion nouse all year round. Or put less politely, vomiting style on the rest of the world from their huge boutique guts.

Weighing in at a hefty £440 a night Hotel La Tremoille is small but packs a punch, both on the credit card and on the punch bag of self-indulgence. It’s a bit different from other bigger, fancier hotels in the area and hides itself away discreetly. Which doesn’t mean to say it’s shy. On the inside it is bold and forward thinking.

You’ll feel instantly re-stylised in here, the 2002 overhaul did this beautiful building, built in 1883 the world of good. There’s a cool hatch system in the art deco rooms too, should you be too lazy/cool to open the door. Room service just stick your order in a hole in the wall basically. Nice touch.

Blink and you might miss this place. The Five Hotel blends in perfectly from the outside with its nearest neighbours but don’t let that fool you. Step inside the door and your whole Parisian style makeover has just taken another turn. Den lighting and moody red colour schemes inside make you feel like you just stepped off the ‘I love Paris in the Spring Time’ streets and into a burlesque underbelly of sex and all things French and chic. The Five is without question the sexiest hotel in the Latin quarter.

Smothered in suggestive style the hotel is the brainchild of Architect Vincent Bastie. His other brain spawn are the Murano Urban Resort and Hotel Du Petit Moulin. Fibre optics in the rooms give the feeling of a starry sky whilst a choice of smelly things are available to fragrance the room according to your mood. Rooms start from £210 which isn't bad at all seen as they are really really, and one more for good measure, really, comfy.