Puerto Rico: the jewel of the Caribbean

My theme for today will be to open up an article with a reference to a prominent pop star from the place I am writing about. That's why I will be reducing this intro about Puerto Rico, one of the most beautiful islands in the Caribbean, to Jennifer Lopez's bottom (despite the fact she's actually from New York). And what a fine bottom it is too, all round and that. You go girl.

Anyway, Puerto Rico. You're going to want to see an island this gorgeous from the Caribbean sea, and there's no better way to do that than with Erin Go Bragh, who are a sailing and snorkelling charter company operating out of Puerto Real. They do day trips out of the port to other smaller islands around Puerto Rico. You'll go out with a couple called Bill and Ingrid from 10 in the morning till five in the evening, and while that sounds like an awfully long time, they seriously know their stuff, and they'll take you snorkelling too. But best of all, Bill cooks up a BBQ lunch, and there is an open bar all day. If you really feel like splashing out (geddit?) you can have an overnight stay on the boat too. You can even get married on the boat, and although J-Lo's love might not cost a thing, yours will. Just ask Bill for details.